just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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