I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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