Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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