New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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