i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize