My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
well, you know. whores of a feather.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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