isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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