I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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