Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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