Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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