Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She told me I should be a condom model.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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