she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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