he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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