If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The adults are the big ones right?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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