she was so not down for the gang bang
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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