i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize