You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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