dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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