it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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