he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Please, let me fuck your mom
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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