I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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