There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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