love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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