1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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