...so i touched it.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
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Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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