I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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