How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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