How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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