go do what you do best...puke behind churches
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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