We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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