so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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