New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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