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  • 65 32
    Submitted by BlargleArgle on Feb 5, 13 at 11:21am

    "Sting" is a terrible name for a dick, definitely suggests you'll both need a visit to the clinic

  • 56 39
    Submitted by Kincaid333 on Feb 5, 13 at 3:45pm

    And then immediately turn around and kiss your chance of ever getting laid goodbye.

  • 51 31
    Submitted by 478 on Feb 5, 13 at 5:55pm

    I imagine the recipient of this text having a lot of weird dick jewelry that has to be explained.

  • 47 29
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 6, 13 at 3:48pm

    There are female LOTR fans. Where do you think all the Pervy Elf Fanciers and Pervy Hobbit Fanciers come from?

  • 54 50
    Submitted by hwrecker on Feb 5, 13 at 11:34am

    - Said the virgin

  • 40 32
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Feb 5, 13 at 5:17pm

    Not "The Bobbit!" "The HOBbit"!!

  • 38 34
    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Feb 5, 13 at 9:40pm

    So it's an extra short sword. Right. That'll lure her in

  • 31 24
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Apr 8, 13 at 8:00pm

    [Adjusts nerd glasses] According to Chris Smith's "The Lord of the Rings Weapons and Warfare", Sting is 23 inches long. That's as long as about 4 dicks. My balls glow blue when hot women are close.

  • 34 31
    Submitted by 221b on Feb 6, 13 at 3:39pm

    Stolen from Cosmo sex tips

  • 32 28
    Submitted by Micholder on Feb 5, 13 at 7:03pm

    So, it's like a dick...only smaller...?

  • 41 49
    Submitted by lunchtime on Feb 5, 13 at 4:48pm

    What does that even mean?

  • 35 37
    Submitted by Key_umm on Feb 5, 13 at 11:11am

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!