so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Vodka?
Forever.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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