yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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