It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
this just has baby written all over it
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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