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  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:57pm

    STUPIDEST thing I have Read on here ever I'm deleting this app off my phone I'm tired of reading about middle schoolers and their idea of funny

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:36pm

    i think jeff is awesome. i enjoy his posts way more than the actual texts.

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:53pm

    I like how you post your name like someone actually cares who you are. But yes very horny boy im assuming!

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:18pm

    i think i got this right... you touched your lil bros dick, he yelled for mom, then you preceded to grab his dick. good story

  • 53 49
    Submitted by bear017 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:30am

    Don't assume it was his girlfriend. I get the impression it was his sister. Fucked up weird either way.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:50am

    You should have punched him in the forehead. Or just squeezed his balls really hard. Btw, I'm a guy, and squeezing balls is only funny when it doesn't happen to me.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:48am

    You people are so retarded. You must be from California because we don't act like that here in Boston.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:53pm

    wth does vvv mean... everyone uses it

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:30am

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:56pm

    why did she shove his dick down her pants?

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:06pm

    Hahah Yes yes yes yes!^^

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:05am

    you should have pulled out his cock and started to give him a BJ.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:28pm

    im horny talk to me on aim my sn is hottywitabody673

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:46am

    I think 7:05 is the very same guy. I bet his mom is SO PROUD.... and probably used to his immature bullshit.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:32am

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:49am

    If anyone did this to me, I'd pinch wherever he shoved my hand as hard as I could. Don't date guys who wear helmets as an everyday accessory.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:12pm

    These pretzles are making me thirsty

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:20pm

    12:48 is just mad her/his dad won't let her/him suck his dick and lick his ass anymore......

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:51pm

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:01pm

    haha at least you can read the funny replies, such as yours!

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:25pm

    Ok... So you and "Mr. Dick" are siblings, or what then? How lucky you must feel to have a boy, whom's dick you can grab with his Mom around. Honestly, it sounds as if you and your brother are sitting down for supper with your Mom in the kitchen. You will need thrapy later if you are thrilled about his dick now.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:49pm

    Awhh 12? I'm 16! It's just a funny app babe.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by taylorface on Mar 16, 10 at 7:35pm

    407 ftw! And, wow. INCESTT

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:44am

    Umm... I'm guessing two family... Siblings or cousins... Not sure any guy would scream that out with their girlfriend...

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:19pm

    fuck no!He looks like my bro though!

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:17pm

    Ill take it,in and around!

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:49am

    Also, 9:08, it's ├╝ber

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:37pm

    Don't say retarted.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:46pm

    hi im 12 and what is this?

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:32pm

    I'm Fingering myself

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:51pm

    Obvi. The dick in his pants...im thinking....

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:16pm

    I fucking know like wtf!

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:14pm

    this is so dumb this site has gone down the toilet for real

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:46am

    Ohhhhh....so close 12:25. Thanks for playing though. But it's spelled "retarded" without the fucking added, otherwise it's "re-fucking-tarded". You're just having a slow pastry apparently

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:45pm

    It was probably some retarded kid. If so, this isn't funny, so much as it is weird and sad.

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:33am

    I love you pretzel guy!!

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:25am

    12 yr old - What your dad used to make you. ^.^

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:32pm

    I LOVE you all. Except for Jeff, I just kind of like him.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:21pm

    The girl is reffering to the guy and his penis as Mr. Dick. That's what makes it funny.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:01pm

    This doesn't even make sense

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:40pm

    what the hell is going on my post?

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:52pm

    Oh I get it! This is funny because the girl didn't actually grab his penis, but he told his mom that she did. He must be horny. -Jeff

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:28pm

    407? You are where? Goldenrod, Longwood, Kissimee? Oh, I know... Intercession City... well more like "Incest" City

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:17am

    Leave JEFF ALONE! He is the shit! - Jeff

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:03am

    Wedding crasher style?

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:33pm

    ha thats funny as shit. i bet the girl felt so awkawrd. i will definately be doing this to some girl

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:35am

    dude dick move. yes i know that was a horrible joke, but that guy made an ass of himself

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:16pm

    odd that there's another text involving penises and mom

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:41pm

    Yay 500th thumb down!

  • 43 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:09pm

    u know u want it dirty slut...now take it...take it bitch!

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:43am

    9:02.. Disadvantaged citizens... Or is that a synonym for let me pay my taxs so someone one can not work but live in a gated housing center with cable. But ya umm USA rocks..

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:04am

    so what did the old lady say? She's probably tickled shitless that some whore is seeing her son. She's hoping that you'll get him out of the basement

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:38pm

    dont people that work for this site read shit before its posted? ive posted on here and it didnt get posted. how can employees not obviously realize when a 12 year old makes up some dumb shit on here

  • 29 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:03pm

    Fake and retarded as fuck

  • 28 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:46pm

    What does that mean... "First"