I hate all girls vehemently.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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