Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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