My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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