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  • 93 46
    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 5, 10 at 1:59pm
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    I named mine "the truth" for the sole purpose of being able to say "BITCH, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

  • 66 40
    Submitted by CaptainFroggz on Oct 5, 10 at 7:45pm
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    Lawl, Dorm Life reference. Good series.

  • 64 36
    Submitted by Danneh on Oct 5, 10 at 4:03pm
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    The hell?! My name is Danny B, and I grew up in 250 (I currently live in 604). Who named their cock after me?

  • 63 38
    Submitted by urallstupid on Oct 5, 10 at 7:17pm
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    "B" is for bumpy.

  • 46 26
    Submitted by Jackie_of_Spades on Oct 6, 10 at 12:28am
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    Why would you name your dick after a character from "Dorm Life?"

  • 47 35
    Submitted by o_0 on Oct 6, 10 at 12:18am
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    Does this mean he named his dick after Danny Bonaduce? I feel that makes this text even funnier!

  • 47 42
    Submitted by haha1 on Oct 5, 10 at 11:02pm
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    @dannen maybe you were named after someones cock

  • 45 41
    Submitted by alyssa_w on Oct 5, 10 at 11:43pm
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    DannyB kind of looks like a penis with a weird looking head. D====B ?

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 5, 10 at 11:10pm
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    No grown man or his penis should go by 'Danny'...

  • 49 49
    Submitted by tator on Oct 5, 10 at 1:50pm
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    Omg. My ex had a penis named captian spectular.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 5, 10 at 11:09pm
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    Tator, your ex had more then one penis? Did they all have names?

  • 38 46
    Submitted by dbrusven on Oct 5, 10 at 2:29pm
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    Danny b also happens to be my nickname hahah but Danny with a "I," (Dani).....