It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Fuck appropriateness.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize