I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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