Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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