sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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