Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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