Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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