Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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