sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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