I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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